Kelso: Jackie… Burkhart? Is that you?
Jackie: I’m sorry. Do I know you?
Kelso: It’s Michael, Kelso?
Jackie: It rings a stupid, little bell. You know, I bet if I wasn’t so happy as a globe-trotting stewardess I might actually remember the tiny effect you had on me in high school.
Kelso: I’m on TV now.
Jackie: I’ve always loved you.
That ’70s Show - 4x01 “It’s A Wonderful Life”
Fez voice over: Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the
police academy. Now they work for me. My name is Fez.
Donna: Stand back. (She aims her gun)
Jackie: And remember girls, this one’s for Fez.
(Donna kicks the door in and they all enter the room. Kelso is about to blow up the building. The girls aim their guns at him)
Laurie: This is your unlucky day now that Fez’s angels are here.
Kelso: Don’t move. I’m gonna blow up Fez headquarters.
I can’t bear to see any of you with such a… handsome foreign sex machine. This is gonna be a blast.
(She runs around him and grabs him around the waist from behind.
Laurie kicks him in the face and he falls backwards. Jackie dumps him head first in a barrel and his feet are sticking up)
Donna: You’re a real barrel of laughs. (The girls laugh)
Fez: Congratulations on a job well done, angels.
The girls: Thank you, Fez.
Laurie: Are we going to see you soon?
(Fez sitting in a hot tub surrounded by girls)
Fez: No, I can’t get away. I’m in a little hot water right now. (The girls
That ’70s Show - 2x20 “Kiss Of Death”
That ’70s Show - 1x24 “Hyde Moves In”
(First time Kelso sees Jackie with no make-up)
JACKIE: Michael, go away! I’m sick, I don’t have any makeup on, my hair is a mess and I look hideous!
(Kelso stands in the doorway holding a teddy bear)
KELSO: Jackie, come on, I don’t care what you look like. I just wanna see you!
KELSO: Well, ‘cause you’re my girlfriend. And I got you a present!
JACKIE: Aww! Oh Michael, that is so sweet! Oh, it’s the sweetest thing ever! Let me hold it! Aww, thank you! Lover!
(Kelso starts to scream)